Once more unto the breach …

  • “hit” me

    One the daily Britannica emails told me that that a Britney Spears “hit” was based partly on a misinterpretation of American slang.

    Set the way back machine to “late 1990s” and Britney Spears was a “Disney child star” – e.g. she was a cast member of the “Mickey Mouse Club” during the shows 1990s revival

    The original “Mickey Mouse Club” ran from 1955 to 1959. There was a “syndicated” revival of the show in 1977-79 and then a third revival in 1989-1996.

    That third revival would help launch Ms Spears singing career along with other future “super stars” e.g. Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Ryan Gosling, JC Chasez (*NSYNC)

    Child Stars

    Just in general – the “performance” expectations for “child stars” is different than for “NOT” child stars.

    i.e. the “child star” can often get buy with saying their lines and being cute

    “Never work with children or animals”

    -W.C. Fields

    Now, I’m not throwing stones at anyone here – just making the observation that a “child prodigy” is often considered “something special” because they are a child, not because they have a high level of ability/talent.

    The genuinely talented “child star” still needs to mature and develop as an artist if they want to be taken seriously as “no longer a child star.”

    the Disney Inc factory

    Walt Disney created a sort of “myth of American childhood” that he would describe as being “fun/entertainment for all ages.”

    The Wonderful World of Disney” was a staple of Sunday night television for most of the second half of the 20th Century – and “Disney” as a brand came to mean “family entertainment.”

    Obviously over that long a time “child stars” grow up and new child stars need to be developed. For better of worse, Disney, Inc became a “factory” of sorts – developing and replacing “child stars.”

    Now, this fact isn’t inherently good or bad. There are a lot of “child labor” laws that need to be complied with – which can make using REAL children in movies/television a challenge.

    Yes, that is often why we have the “25 year old professional” playing a “15 year old” – but that is just the business.

    Over that many years and that many people – not everyone is going to have a positive experience.

    Part of the “Disney child star” process was controlling their “image” – which means that the “fame” trade off for the “child star” can be a lost childhood of sorts – and then when they are no longer a “child star” they may have trouble adjusting.

    Re-branding …

    SO the “child star” that wants to break away from being a “child star” has two options – 1. change career fields. OR 2. re-brand/re-invent themselves.

    In 1998 Britney Spears “management team” very obviously went with option #2. They re-branded from “squeaky clean Disney star” to “sex kitten.”

    “… Baby One More Time” would “hit” #1 and spend 32 weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1999.

    The album would go 14x Platinum in the U.S. selling over 10.6 million copies – and 25 to 35 million copies worldwide.

    SO the Swedish team that wrote “… Baby One More Time” thought that “hit” was American slang for “call.”

    Now, if you have seen the video for “… Baby One More Time” there isn’t much doubt on what the “protagonist” is asking for – the song is still an ear worm, but Ms Spears performance isn’t subtle.

    For the record – no, I wasn’t the target audience THEN and don’t have much (any?) 1990s pop music on my play list NOW.

    Britney Spears has become a very public “cautionary tale” – hey, she seems like a very nice person, I’m not throwing any stones here – I won’t try to guess what is going on in her head – and we are moving on …

    La Roux

    If we look at JUST the lyrics for “… Baby One More Time” – we find a sort of “flame song.” The protagonist regrets leaving/breaking up and wants the “lost love” to respond – so “call me one more time” would be a plausible line.

    Of course Ms Spears performance elicits a much more “carnal” interpretation – so “hit me” becomes a euphemism for “sex.”

    Just for fun we can compare and contrast “… Baby One More Time” with Bulletproof

    Bulletproof peaked at #8 on the Billboard Hot 100 in the U.S. but would go all the way to #1 in the U.K.

    Showing the oddities of awards that have to be voted on – La Roux would win a Grammy for “Best Electronic/Dance Album” for their (2008) debut album

    fwiw: “La Roux is an English synth-pop act formed in 2008 by singer Elly Jackson and record producer Ben Langmaid.” Thank you wikipedia … 

    With the protagonist in “On More Time” being younger and less “jaded”/experienced than the protagonist in “Bulletproof”

    The two are separated by 10 years on the Billboard chart – so they could get a sort of “dotted line” thematic connection – “One more time” being the young/naive protagonist and “Bulletproof” is the older/jaded/experienced protagonist …

    One ditch to the other …

    What differentiates the “great” acts from the “flash in the pan” is the ability to adapt and grow. That doesn’t mean they have totally reinvent themselves – but they need to release something “new” on a regular basis.

    i.e. if we think of the artists career as a path/trail/road then there are “ditches”/extremes on either side of that road that it will be best practice to avoid. Then staying “on the path” is going to be the long term goal.

    e.g. If you look at Taylor Swift as a “pop culture” phenomenon she grew and changed along with her audience. There were obvious style changes – but no dramatic changes in “public image.”

    Bing Crosby had a long and distinguished career that lasted 50 years – and still set records for “streaming” around the Holidays.

    Frank Sinatra’s career had several distinct phases in a 60 year career – with a very noticeable “fan demographic” shift from “mostly young women” BEFORE WWII to “mostly adult men” AFTER WWII. Maybe he drifted a little more on his path, but he stayed on the metaphorical road.

    Elvis Presley still holds “American icon” status – and he had distinct “phases” in his career. The difference between “young Elvis,” “Elvis in Hollywood,” and “Vegas Elvis” probably aren’t as big as they may appear – but he adapted and grew.

    Of course NON of the above were “child stars” – Ms Swift was 16 years old when she released her first album – but it was HER album.

    … meanwhile Britney Spears jumped from one manufactured image ditch (“squeaky clean child star”) to the other manufactured image ditch (“sex kitten”). THEN she went further into the ditch with a series of public meltdowns that ended with a “conservatorship” that started in 2008. She sold a lot of records and made a lot of money – but also acquired a drug and alcohol problem.

    From the outside looking in Miley Cyrus jumped from one ditch to the other. She broke with her “Disney Child Star” image – but that mostly consisted with her being unable to stay fully clothed.

    Live fast, die young …

    of course “young and famous” often ends in “died before their time” – I don’t think Britney Spears is somehow worse than any of the above celebrities, just making observations about the “way that seems right” but “leads to death”

    My candle burns at both ends;
        It will not last the night;
    But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends—
        It gives a lovely light!

    “First Fig” Edna St. Vincent Millay
  • American History – Thomas Edison Biography

    The Story of Thomas Edison – in the public domain, share as you like

    readability grades:
    Kincaid: 8.7
    ARI: 9.9
    Coleman-Liau: 9.3
    Flesch Index: 68.8/100 (plain English)
    Fog Index: 11.9
    Lix: 40.2 = school year 6
    SMOG-Grading: 10.7

  • American History – Abraham Lincoln Biography

    The Story of Abraham Lincoln – in the public domain, share as you like.

    readability grades:
    Kincaid: 6.5
    ARI: 7.7
    Coleman-Liau: 8.1
    Flesch Index: 79.0/100
    Fog Index: 9.2
    Lix: 35.2 = school year 5
    SMOG-Grading: 8.5

  • American History – Benjamin Franklin Biography

    Declaration_of_Independence

    The Story of Benjamin Franklin – in the public domain, share as you like.

    readability grades:
    Kincaid: 9.5
    ARI: 11.4
    Coleman-Liau: 9.3
    Flesch Index: 68.8/100 (plain English)
    Fog Index: 12.5
    Lix: 43.5 = school year 7
    SMOG-Grading: 10.5

  • American History – George Washington Biography

    The Story of George Washington – in the public domain, share as you like.

    readability grades:
    Kincaid: 7.6
    ARI: 9.1
    Coleman-Liau: 8.9
    Flesch Index: 74.3/100
    Fog Index: 10.7
    Lix: 38.4 = school year 6
    SMOG-Grading: 9.6

  • “Customer service”

    … a well trained “customer service representative” (CSR) – when dealing with a “customer” – will never use the phrase “I’m busy” or “I don’t have time”

    first of all the customer doesn’t REALLY care – they are contacting “customer service” because they had a problem, the fact that the occasional individual CSR is new (and learning) or is just incompetent becomes another hurdle to overcome in getting “problem fixed”

    the “good customers” will politely wait (because yelling at the CSR ain’t gonna make things happen faster) – but the chances of that customer leaving/switching/never coming back will increase if the “customer service experience” is bad enough

    NOW if the “cost of switching” is zero (0) and customer service is “bad” then that means that “customer loyalty” will be non-existent

    Business plans

    if the “business” in question operates on high volume and low profit margins – then the amount of “customer service” is guaranteed to be “low”

    this is by design – think “big box store” – they have low prices, but getting “help” will be a challenge. Which isn’t necessarily a problem – as long as “customer expectations” are still met – i.e. I don’t EXPECT a high level of service when I go to “big box store”

    still – CSR’s should be trained to actually be helpful and polite – “helpful and polite” goes a long way (and yes, sometimes the customer IS the problem – still “helpful and polite” is the best option)

    BUT the other end of the business plan spectrum is “low volume and high profit margins” — think “luxury brands” – e.g. someone can buy a watch/jewelry at Walmart or Tiffany’s but the “customer expectations” will be totally different

    of course at “luxury brand” the CSR to customer ratio might be close to 1:1 – the customer is paying a lot more, so they expect a lot more

    Personal Brand Building

    THEN somewhere in the middle are folks trying to build an “influencer”/”artist” brand of some kind. Again the terms “I’m busy” or “I don’t have time” aren’t going to be in the competent influencer’s vocabulary.

    Well, if the influencer wants to minimize the effort and lower the value of their “personal brand” – then of course tell everyone how busy you are, and that you don’t have time to interact with lowly peons like “fans.” (yes, that is sarcasm)

    WHY? well – assuming the customer isn’t a sociopath they will understand the the influencer/artist is “busy” and has time constraints – responding with “I’m busy” gets interpreted as “your concern/request is not important and/or valued” – and “I don’t have time” just comes across as “go away, you’re bothering me”

    umm , and if the customer IS a sociopath – well, that is why the modern world is kinda scary sometimes. Be polite, but also be careful …

    again, this is from a “business” non-intimate interpersonal communication point of view — if someone you have known for years tells you they are “busy” and can’t do “whatever” it PROBABLY means they respect you enough to be honest – i.e. they ARE busy, and offers to help might be appreciated but aren’t practical

    oh, and the “signal to noise” ratio for that hypothetical influencer/artist should heavily favor the “signal” side – i.e. “useful information/entertainment” should heavily outweigh requests to join their various paid subscription options.

    STILL “helpful and polite” go a long way.

    Yes, there are countless real (and AI generated) artists out there trying to build a personal brand. Well managed “automatic responses” can be extremely useful – but they shouldn’t become a replacement for REAL “customer engagement”

    the various “comic cons” become great case studies for real world brand management and “fan engagement” – “fans” are not only willing to stand in line to meet “celebrity” they pay for the privilege of a brief interaction.

    The classic example of “fan engagement” is still athletes signing “whatever” for fans – again, folks willing to wait in line for a brief interaction.

    BUT in both “comic con” and “athlete autographs” the “brand” has been built by the actor/athletes performances.

    If the “brand” is a tree – then “fans” are the fruit of the tree – and “fan engagement” becomes an exercise in meeting expectations.

    Oh, and “come see me in person” has been a good business plan since Mark Twain’s time.

    Did I have a point?

    well, no.

    The joke about “agents” is that when they say “trust me” what they mean is “f*** you” – and when “customer management” says “I don’t have time” or “I’m busy” what they mean is “you should go somewhere else where they value your time and business”

    ’nuff said

  • Lectures on the Harvard Classics – History

    Lectures on the Harvard Classics – History

    The entire concept of an “education” has fundamentally changed since the “Harvard Classics” were published 100+ years ago.

    A history of educational priorities and curriculum changes isn’t required. The “liberal arts” haven’t lost relevance, just been put on the back burner by increasing amounts of “technical” training.

    “Modern education” tends to focus on teaching students how to earn a good living while the classic liberal arts focus was on how to life a good life. The two aren’t diametrically opposed – yes, the time for “school” ends at some point but an “education” can (and probably should) last a lifetime.

    The original intent of the “Harvard Classics” was to “cultivate a taste for serious reading of the highest quality.” Still a worthwhile goal …

    Will reading these lectures increase you earning potential? Well, probably not. Will reading these lectures make you a better human being? Well, maybe – but your mileage will vary …

    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

    Mark Twain

    The “History” lectures are available here

    The “Harvard Classics” collection was first published at the start of the 20th Century – the “History” lectures go from antiquity to the start of the Panama Canal (1909ish)

  • Talpa caecior.

    Blinder than a mole. The ancients thought moles had no eyes, but they have two small eyes, affording them so much sight, as to enable them to know when they have emerged through the earth, and they no sooner perceive the light, than they return into their burrows, where alone they can be safe. This proverb is applied to persons who are exceedingly slow in conceiving, or understanding what is said to them ; also to persons searching for what lays immediately before them. ” If it was a bear,” we say, ” it would bite you.” To the same purport is

    Leberide caecior.

    By the leberis, the Latins meant the dry and cast skin of a serpent, or of any other animal, accustomed to change its coat, in which the apertures for the eyes only remain. With us, it is usual, in censuring the same defect, to say, ” He is as blind as a beetle.” “We are all of us used to be Argus’s abroad, but moles at home,” but how much better would it be to correct an error in ourselves, than to find an hundred in our neighbors.

    (once again – commentary from Dr. Bland – 1814)

  • Nullus illis Nasus est, et, obesae Naris Homo

    They have no nose, or they would have smelt it out. They are dull, heavy, stupid, void of ingenuity or sagacity. “Emunctae naris homo,” that is, he is a man of a clear head, of quick sense, and sound judgment.

    The sense of smelling has perhaps been taken, preferably to any of the other senses, though they are all occasionally used, to denote the perfection or imperfection of the understanding, from observing the different value that is put upon dogs, in proportion as they have this sense more or less perfect.

    “Olet lucernam,” it smells of the lamp, is said of any work on which much pains have been bestowed to make it perfect.

    “Mener par le nez,” to lead any one by the nose ; or, to have such influence over him, as to make him say, do, or believe, whatever we please.

    (once again Dr Bland and Erasmus)

  • Manum nonverterim, Digitum non porrexerim

    Are Latin phrases used to express the most perfect supineness and indifference on any subject, and which we have adopted : ” I would not give a turn of my hand, or hold out a finger to obtain it,” or, “I value not a straw what such a person may say of me,” or, ” there is not the turn of a straw difference between them.”

    (Erasmus via Dr Bland)